Live 8

When my future children ask me 'where were you for Live 8 mummy?' I will be able to answer with dignity; 'At home with a bad cold, a tub of low-fat mint choc chip ice cream and nothing but repeats of Sabrina the Teenage Witch to keep me company. Yes my children it truly WAS a historic occasion in my life.' They'll look at me with bright, shining eyes and I will know that once again I have exceeded myself in making them proud.