Haiku fun

Chloe (a.k.a Soul Mate)
Chloe is so cool
Sort of like a snowman is
But not made of snow

Kieran (a.k.a 'Teh' Brother)
His sideburns are great
If you like pubes on your face
I don't think I would

Carlos
'Come to car boot sale'
'There'll be Beetlejuice toys there'
But he lied. Wanker.

Dance Parties
Dance parties rock hard
Speshly if I am dancing
Because I rock hard

Doctor Who
I love Doctor Who
I want him as my boyfriend
He looks like an owl