Some tips for the Modern Day Lady

• Don't air guitar in heels. It doesn't look good. Even if you're so wasted you believe so at the time.
  
• Don't order two scoops of mint choc chip ice cream in a cone and then realise you need to go to the toilet real bad. Nothing good will come of this.
• Don't get so distracted by cute boys with scruffy beards while you're driving that you nearly run over hapless pedestrians who are on the zebra crossing.
• Don't have your windows down whilst singing along loudly to your music when stopped at traffic lights. The guys in the car next to you will laugh and scarcastically applaud you and you will end up feeling a little foolish.
• Don't lend your mum your new Nintendo DS. She'll become obsessed with Dr Karasaki's Brain Game thing and you'll never see it again. Even after she spent three days calling you a 'geek' every time she saw you.

You have been warned.