So said a bumper sticker I saw on the back of a van whilst wandering into uni yesterday.
Let's examine this a bit closer shall we?
Women [Ok, yep, with you. The gender that isn't 'men']
Want [Right. Women want... a lot of things I should imagine. Be interesting to see where you're going with this Mr Bumper Sticker]
Me [Huh. Are you... are you sure? I'm rarely attracted to men that have bumper stickers making such bold proclamations but fine, I understand the qualities that attract me to a man are not neccessarily the same as what everyone else goes for]
Fish [The species of animal. I believe I'm familiar with them]
Fear [The emotion I feel when a pigeon is in a five yard radius to me. Yes, I'm familiar with this also. I'm not entirely certain how impressive it is to be able to strike fear into a fish but for the sake of argument let's roll with this for a bit]
Me [You've lost me].
I don't even... am I missing something? I just... I don't...
Women want me,
Fish fear me.
What?
Let us disregard the fact that it's possibly slightly delusional to think that an entire species of animal is terrified of you personally*. Instead, I have to ask: Is one statement here influenced by the other? If you are popular with the ladies do fish start jumping out of their tanks upon your approach in a deluded effort to flee the scene? Or is it that the 'womens' these days love nothing more than getting a piece of action from the infamous fish frightener?
I DONT GET IT.
However, it is nice to know where you stand with people isn't it? Saves on small talk and the like. We should all just start wearing badges/have bumper stickers that give the world two interesting facts about ourselves.
Mine will say:
'Babies are hypnotised by my face,
Pigeons are out to destroy me'*
Make of that what you will.
*Of course thinking that an entire species of animal is out to DESTROY you? That's perfectly sane and normal.
Friday, 26 January 2007
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I believe it might have to do with penis size. Women want it, and when he skin dips it scares the fish.
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