Sunday 2 July 2006

A Haiku for Lindsey Lohan

I went to see 'Just My Luck' last night. It wasn't bad, although it wasn't Lohan's greatest film (Mean Girls is still clearly her best work yet), having said that it did have McFly in it so that balanced out any quibbles I may have had with the plot and characterisation. However, it has inspired me to write a haiku which is printed for your viewing pleasure right here:

Dear Lindsey Lohan - A Haiku for You

Don't be my girlfriend

But can I lick you a bit?

That would be nice thanks

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