I do as I'm told

I am under instruction from the ever lovely Xine to complete this bad boy...

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Ms Sarah Jayne Mulholland

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Sarah Jayne (when I'm in trouble with me mum)
Sazz
Lady

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE:
Lady Sazz
Sazzamatazz
I was what Willis was talkin' 'bout

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Sassiness
The ability to make people laugh (more often 'at' than 'with' but it still counts)
My wardrobe (or more specifically, the clothes there in)

THREE THINGS YOU HATE/DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My very English teeth
My procrastination skills
The fact that I overthink EVERY LITTLE THING

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
English
Irish
Foolish

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Oompa Loompas
Ghosts (or just that feeling when you're the last person up at night and you get this weird sense like there's someone watching you. This may or may not be ghosts. Everyone gets that feeling right? Shit. I've got a ghost stalker)
Pigeons

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
Laptop access
Sleep
Teabags

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Lou Reed t-shirt
Bottle green jumper
Denim skirt

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
The White Stripes
The Pixies
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
Writing a sitcom
Finishing a degree
Stalking Zach Braff

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A LOVE RELATIONSHIP:
Someone that laughs at my jokes
Someone I can be honest with
Someone who is Zach Braff

TWO LIES AND A TRUTH.. GUESS THE LIES:
I enjoy puns
I can tap dance
In 1987, I released an album that charted briefly

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX:
Twinkly eyes
Totally supercute smile
Someone who's either a little chubby or a bit of a skinny beanpole

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
Cut onions in a satisfactory way
Touch dead things or anything that has touched a dead thing
Sit in a room full of Jim Davidson fans. Or sit in a room full of Jim Davidson for that matter (I'm not sure what that means either)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
Reading
Being sassy
Making things pretty/making pretty things (eithor/or)

WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Sleep. It's only 20 past midnight on a Friday. The older I get the more rock and roll I get.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
Sitcom writer
Forensic psychologist
International spy

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Mexico
Budapest
Montreal

THREE KID'S NAMES:
Nina
Ella
Rufus

THREE TRUE LOVES:
Gael Garcia Bernal
Zach Braff
Stewart Lee

THREE FAVORITE ANIMALS:
Dogs
Guinnea Pigs
Penguins

THREE REASONS WHY YOU’RE DOING THIS:
I have literally nothing better to do with my time
I started it yesterday and by gum, I'm going to finish this if it's the last thing I do
It's a good way to pass the time while I wait for my load of laundry to finish

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ:
Nic
The General
You